Integration

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by PlaguePJP & J Dune

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INTEGRATED ANOMALIES

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Geoffrey Quincy Harrison the Third: Site Director, Gumball Machine
MR. LAGUE FORMALLY INVITED ME TO FILL IN THE POSITION OF SITE DIRECTOR WHILE HE WAS ON VACATION.
By PlaguePJPPlaguePJP

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Urgent Massage
The treatment 'freed all pain' and '[it] gives 5 red shapes'.
By J DuneJ Dune

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DEATH KNIFE
And then this fuckin' metal skeleton guy wearing Shinobi armor came out. If you've ever seen JoJo, he's kind of like a stand.
By J DuneJ Dune

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Corn Goblin
It seems that the creatures' malice does not seep into its fur. A pure diversion!
By PlaguePJPPlaguePJP & TstafforTstaffor

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The Polar Express
Ho ho ho! My sleigh awaits!
By RallistonRalliston & LORDXVNVLORDXVNV

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This Is Spın̈al Tap
It ain’t broke. Don’t break it.
By GremlinGroupGremlinGroup

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Shit Yeti
That thing’s poop was in my mouth. I ate its feces.
By J DuneJ Dune

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The Piss World
…the most recognizable of them being a massive ocean composed of urine.
By Starch TuberStarch Tuber

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Only Cans
Fuck, you make me want to dispense something so bad.
By PlaguePJPPlaguePJP

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Meet Me in the Stars
Art is when you create something beautiful for other people to see.
By FabledTiefling does not match any existing user name

STORIES FROM THE PROGRAM

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HOGSLICE
MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE MAKING ME BREAK MY SHIT
By PlaguePJPPlaguePJP & J DuneJ Dune

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Whale, I'm Boned
PLEASE LEAVE ME SOME MORE DUNKING DOUGHNUT COFFEE. I WILL BE SLEEPING IN MY TABLE.
By PlaguePJPPlaguePJP

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CAPSLOCK CREW
HOOT HOOT.
By HarryBlankHarryBlank

Many Last Words
"You," said Lague, very slowly, "were never Site Director."
By HarryBlankHarryBlank

HOGSLICE vs bones
HOGSLICE has entered the chat.
By Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini

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The Biz Wiz Experience
I am dead and No One. I have lost (Its jaw falls to the ground. It continues speaking unabated.) my chance.
By Anonymous & RallistonRalliston

HOGSLICE Makes a Friend
IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO ""LAUGH OUT LOUD"" WITH MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT. WHORE.
By PlaguePJPPlaguePJP

HOW TO WRITE

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The Integration Program is a loose canon centered around PlaguePJPPlaguePJP's Site-322 and J DuneJ Dune's Area-179, both located in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. By loose, we mean loose. Other than the established characters, anything and everything can fit within Site-322 and Area-179.

The Integration Program is the central focus of both Sites. As stated in the Staff Memo, The Integration Program was inspired by SCP-5031. This program is a method of containment that allows the Foundation to provide beneficial accommodations to anomalies and personnel alike. That being said, the Integration Program may also be used to the sole benefit of the Foundation. While most of the Integrated anomalies are humorous or lighthearted, any tone or genre will work.


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