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To our friends at Indiana Limestone, best wishes for 1935!
Jupiter, unknowingly, has offered us that chance. I suggest we take it.
You know, with the kids, it's really all about giving back, right?
YES HELLO DOCTOR
We've got to find a way to get him in every single goddamn film, I swear.
…SCP-2464-3 would follow members of his team with its eyes…
Do… do you think that's true?
Either way. Better them than us.
Something foul that we dragged out of the sea.
"Super Coco Pows"
Do you hear the Black Moon howling, 13? You will, soon.
Do you believe that the Children of the Sun were the first to overthrow those who came before them?
Not so fast, Foundation goons!
I don't care if you have to turn a hurricane on him, do it.
See now the devastation!
There's only so much that hate can build up in a place before it starts hating you back.
To be frank, we've been killing the wrong subjects.
There is a place in Hell for debtors / And a hole just your size.
My neighbor just got fucking eated by a bear.
I know we are meant to / be together forever
Captain, I need a bigger boat.
You've made sure there will be plenty of blood.
Hello there! Are you a consciousness?
~Literally killed the RPC Authority~
When asked about the installation of SCP-7143-J, he remarked, "I installed a doorknob."
When asked about the installation of SCP-7143-J, he remarked, "I installed a doorknob."
…and by the grace of God Almighty, I will be the Law.
Last night I was visited by an angel.
what does it mean when it says blood sacrifice.
You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
Weapon recoil shatters the D-Class' arm, shoulder, and collarbone, and renders them unconscious.
MTF Contest 2016 1st Place
you're fucked now, mann
you're fucked now, mann
That wasn't a Church artifact, Johnny.
And the dark changes people.
feat. Cyantreuse
I'm almost there again, just let me be alone.
I'm almost there again, just let me be alone.
feat. Joreth and A Random Day / SCP-3000 Contest 1st Place
—and only the eel remains.
—and only the eel remains.
feat. Doctor Cimmerian
Come on, man, you know I'm good for it.
Come on, man, you know I'm good for it.
feat. Faminepulse and Decibelles
heh heh heh warn u get triggr of peen gun.
heh heh heh warn u get triggr of peen gun.
We made it because, at the end of the day, we feel like you have the most interesting story to tell.
I taste blood and steel. YOU ARE UNDER ATTACK.
Maybe Vog was just the friends we made along the way.
I would very much enjoy the opportunity to intercourse with you sexually, Eleanora.
No patient is very well now yes I am the cure.
I see him. A man at a keyboard. He’s watching this right now.
feat. Doctor Cimmerian, Zhange, and VolgunStrife
There is much to do, and Rome must burn.
There is much to do, and Rome must burn.
Only seven living individuals are permitted access to this file.
I- (pauses) I’m- (pauses) it’s everywhe-
u need 2 learn 2 trust dado.
no it ok. these better than vagro. u trust dado.
feat. The Great Hippo
The corpse of a woman with a broken neck was recovered nearby.
The corpse of a woman with a broken neck was recovered nearby.
feat. Gabriel Jade
Oh doctor, I wouldn't be so sure.
Oh doctor, I wouldn't be so sure.
Yes, considerable waste blow out the poop chute clean it all out yes.
It is the only way out.
Jack's bout as much daddy as they've had.
A tall, black, wooden box rests against the back wall.
Look Ms. Lady. I made a TV.
~Made Internet Shitters Very Mad~
Cartoon women. False bravado. Manufactured masculinity.
Cartoon women. False bravado. Manufactured masculinity.
(Pauses) Oh, shit. I guess not, huh?
SCP-4000 Contest 2nd Place
Indeedings, Uncle Pointy am are being SEVERAL unwelcomeds…
Indeedings, Uncle Pointy am are being SEVERAL unwelcomeds…
I never knew my grandfather
Come on now, Tim. Let's not make a scene in front of the kids.
Made me think we might get through this. Made it a little better.
There is no good. There is no evil.
We need to bury this, Isaac.
Thank you for coming. It has been so long since someone came, and with a gift as well? Sweetling, you're so kind. So kind to me.
Alright, look, yes, this was maybe not my best move.
I’m really never far from a mobile satellite / Unless I’m in Proxima Centauri for the night.
It was the Book of Dave, it was the Book of Dave!
McKinney, come on. You've read my reports, haven’t you?
Have you ever seen God, Clyde?
I’m out here dancing with the stars…
feat. Faminepulse & Soulless
Morgan looked up, then at his friends, and together they left for the next gig.
Morgan looked up, then at his friends, and together they left for the next gig.
feat. Jacob Conwell & TwistedGears
Goodbye, Karlyle.
Goodbye, Karlyle.
Welcome back, sports fans!
…no feat of engineering could put fire in those fingertips.
Fear alone is all that it ever required.
Dystopia Contest 2014 3rd Place
It would appear, sir, that our foe is far more formidable than we had anticipated.
It would appear, sir, that our foe is far more formidable than we had anticipated.
Deep below Site-81, in a / secure bunker, a red box sat open / on the floor.
In the face of mountains, you are only a man, Jean.
You want me to do what to that penguin?
feat. Lurkd
It would not necessarily be for Site-81, I am afraid.
It would not necessarily be for Site-81, I am afraid.
You were right about there being less kind monsters in the world than Able, Liar.
Bet you've never seen anything like me before, have you?
Is it humanity we're protecting, or the Masquerade?
USINBL-Site-81
SCP Foundation Bloomington Research and Containment Facility
SCP Foundation Bloomington Research and Containment Facility
We could’ve at least tickled them with the fucking tip.
Why, I’m Vincenti Andersopolis, at your service.
I'm here to do two things, Cron. Win football games, and win fucking football games.
Dusk
for we planted the lilacs too late / to survive winter.
To Never Again See The Light Of Day
You know what this is, don’t you?
Smoke
A week ago, the earth shook beneath our feet.
Moonrise
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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