| Assigned Site | Site Director | Liaison | Assigned Task Force |
| Site-73 | Dr. Arnold Emerick | Dr. James Quincy | MTF Delta-12 "Arrival" |
Jonah Axels photographed during a hearing in New York.
RAISA Notice: The following document is presented as it existed prior to 03 JUL 2014. However, this document is now obsolete and has been marked for archival. For an updated version of this document, please see RAISA Memorandum on SCP-9000 Major Update below.
Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force Delta-12 "Arrival", has been tasked with detaining POI-9000-A, otherwise known as Jonah Axels. As all previous attempts to detain Axels have resulted in failure, new protocols are currently under review.
The mitigation of hazardous media produced by Axels has been delegated to the Telecommunications Monitoring Office under Site-73 with supervising Liaison James Quincy. The TMO is to run a dual media-prevention and media-mitigation campaign. The procedures of the media-prevention campaign are:
- Attempting to delete all social media accounts, websites, or other online material owned by Axels
- Preventing books, movies, tv shows, or any other form of media from releasing to the public
- Attempting to take down all live broadcasts produced by Axels
The goal of the media mitigation campaign is to ensure that Axels is not viewed as a trustworthy source of information in the eyes of the public. Telecommunication Monitoring Office agents already embedded within various news agencies around the United States are to create publications which regard Axels as a fraudster, conspiracy theorist, and hoax artist. These publications are to be released sparingly and may not mention any statements made by Axels prior to 06 MAR 2014.
Past statements made by Axels are a point of primary concern, and legitimate information he has spread is to be debunked where possible and conflated with his prior wholly-fabricated conspiracy theories when necessary. Similarly, the TMO has activated numerous accounts on various social media platforms to spread posts mocking Axels personally along with the seemingly ridiculous statements he has made in the past.
STATEMENT FROM SITE-73 COMMAND
"As of now, it is seemingly impossible to fully suppress the media produced by Mr. Axels and the information contained within it. In order to streamline our efforts and reduce redundency, the means of combatting his influence will focus on disparaging his character less than simply debunking information his programs disseminate.
To wit, Jonah Axels must be discredited so long as he continues creating media. There is a certain simplicity to this; Axels has a history of spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories that long predates any statements he made regarding the Foundation. The easiest containment direction should focus on conflating legitimate information he spreads about Foundation operations with lies he has previously fabricated.
While this does mean we will have an undesirable and ongoing data breach, it will be - at the very least - limited in scope and only taken as fact by individuals who were already susceptible to this kind of conspiratorial thinking. Once we find a way to keep him quiet for good, we can go through and clean up the mess he's left behind."
- Site-73 Director Arnold P. Emerick
Thus far, media mitigation efforts have seen success. Recent polling by one news agency suggested that only 6% of Axels' listeners actually believed his statements to have any credibility.
Jonah Axels.
Description: SCP-9000 is the inexplicable, spontaneous, in-depth knowledge gained by 40-year-old radio broadcaster Jonah S. Axels regarding the inner workings of the SCP Foundation and various anomalies contained therein. Beginning on 06 MAR 2014, Axels began making numerous claims on his radio broadcast, titled "The Jonah Axels Show", about a "shadowy para-government organization" that, while not specifically naming the Foundation directly, was a significant departure from his prior, more generalized conspiratorial monologues1 and drew numerous comparisons to the operations of the Foundation and its constituent organizations.
Axels will often describe actions taken by the Foundation, or provide knowledge of ongoing Foundation containment efforts, in a way that is both otherwise unassuming to persons who do not have intimate knowledge of the Foundation's activities, and profoundly suspicious to those who do. This information may contain general descriptions of specific anomalies, Foundation leadership structures, containment efforts, or Foundation involvement in world events. The suspect information is usually mentioned sporadically and interspersed during Axels' dramatic, conspiratorial rants. Broadcasts made by Axels tend to last roughly 4 hours, and will start at around 11:00 Central Time while ending around 15:00. Typically, less than an hour per broadcast will be dedicated to the Foundation. All attempts to remove The Jonah Axels Show from syndication have failed (See Addendum 9000.X for more information).
If a broadcast is prematurely cancelled, it will reappear within minutes with Axels claiming to be suffering technical/internet difficulties. Similarly, Axels' website, titled "The Oracle", will remain operational regardless of attempts to take it down. Should any page on "The Oracle" be altered in any way, the changes will be reverted within minutes. The website features multiple publications made by Axels, as well as links to:
- All other media produced by Axels2
- An in-website store to buy products promoted by Axels
- A livestream of Axels' broadcast, when it is active
- A complete catalogue of all recordings made by Axels dating back to 1996
Addendum 9000.1: Discovery
During the 06 MAR 2014 broadcast, Axels made each of the following statements:
- "They have whole BUNKERS full of things you aren’t supposed to know about, creatures that can erase you if you look at them, statues that MOVE when you blink, entire buildings that appear and disappear like a slot machine. And what do they do? They stick it in a concrete box and slap a warning label on it like it’s a damn can of bug spray."
- "You ever wonder why towns go missing? Why suddenly there’s a chemical fire, an industrial accident? That’s them. CLEANUP. Containment. A nice little euphemism for “we erased 30,000 people because they saw something they weren’t supposed to.”
- (Shouting at a producer) Pull up the document from 1983, the one about the village in Siberia. Yeah, the one that “never existed.” (Pauses while shuffling papers) See? Right here. Redacted, black bars all over it, but you can read between the lines, people. Entire population gone. And they’ve got the nerve to say, “Oh, it was a flu outbreak.” Yeah, a flu that causes your house to grow teeth and eat you alive. ALIVE!"
These statements, while not specifically mentioning the SCP Foundation by name, contained information that was accurate enough to trigger RAISA information control protocols, which resulted in the first takedown of Axels' live webcast. This takedown was the first of many attempts, all of which resulted in the show coming back online shortly afterwards, resulting in an immediate investigation by RAISA data security specialists.
Several other more oblique references were made regarding Foundation activities over the course of the diatribe, excerpts of which are included below:
| TIMESTAMP | STATEMENT | REFERENCE |
|---|---|---|
| 00:22:57 | It's all the increased spending — trillions of dollars that just go missing which they can't disclose and whenever you wonder, 'Hey, what's up with all the money? Why are we about to default despite all this money we make?' they just tell you that the money is being spent well and there is nothing they can do. Then in reality, it turns out that they're all snickering and having a party on capitol hill while handing off your paycheck to a shadow government to do weird research on demonic science and useless gadgets. | Likely in reference to financial contracts the Foundation has with the U.S. government to assist in finances. This statement is not particularly out-of-line with prior claims made by Axels, but appears to be the first reference Axels makes to the Foundation. |
| 00:34:15 | People laugh at me when I talk about lizard men, but they’ve got the KING of the lizards chained up underground! I’m talking about a reptile bigger than a bus, meaner than a pit bull on bath salts, and smarter than your average college professor. They’ve shot it, nuked it, drowned it, pumped it full of acid - every time, it just grows back, stronger, meaner, angrier. And instead of admitting they can’t kill it, they keep poking it with sticks in some high-security dungeon, waiting for the day it finally breaks loose and chews its way through half the planet. But don’t worry, citizen, it’s "under control!" | A clear reference to SCP-682, specifically with regards to its inability to be killed and various extant containment methods. |
| 00:58:55 | (Grunting throughout) This one makes my blood run cold. They’ve got this object, locked in a secure room, under constant guard - that NOBODY can describe. Not you, not me, not even the Lord God in Heaven. Every time you look at it, every time you study it, you forget what it is. They write reports that turn into gibberish, they send researchers in and out like hamsters on a wheel, and nobody knows what the hell they’re looking at. Folks, I'm telling you - that’s not science, that’s a HOLE in reality. They’ve got a thing so alien, so wrong, that the human mind erases itself just to cope. The worst part? Instead of warning us, instead of admitting it’s beyond their control, they lock it in a cell and pretend they’ve got it handled. They don’t. (Increased grunting) NOBODY DOES. | Unknown. |
| 01:09:24 | (Screaming) LISTEN UP: THERE’S AN ALIEN PARASITE RIDING AROUND IN THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT’S SKULL LIKE IT’S LEASING LOBE SPACE - and yes, I mean AL GORE, the self-appointed "WEATHER POPE". Under normal light you can’t see it, but hit him with infrared and BAM - there’s a long, glassy pyramid jutting out of his head, covered in alien crib notes. And this hitchhiker lets him walk through walls. Handcuffs? (Grunts) GOOD JOKE. He phases through steel like a ghost with VIP access while Captain Climate lectures us about your SUV. I hear you saying it right now people - "oh Jonah, but my SUV?" That's right. They're gonna take the SUVs and send them to Mars! | A generally accurate description of SCP-4444. Of note, Axels had previously made similar comments about former United States Vice-President Al Gore, usually fixated on supposed conspiracies to take away listeners' sport utility vehicles and use them for the purposes of the "shadow cabal". |
| 01:42:01 | Every single pipe, every single lake, every single river - all infested with this crap. They've been turning you into their unwilling puppet this whole time and I am sick of it! Then I know they're going to try to silence me and frame me as crazy for telling you the truth, "Oh Jonah - Jonah that's not true! Jonah that doesn't make sense!" (Screaming) Do you want to know what doesn't make sense? How these people are able to get away with this, that's what! They're grinding up bodies, dead bodies — and putting the dust in the water to drug our kids! | Axels appears to be referring to the Aztak Protocol, albeit while excluding multiple details. |
Following an analysis of the statements, additional censorship efforts were authorized and Mobile Task Force Delta-12 was tasked with apprehending Axels. Initial speculation was that Axels was acting as the mouthpiece for either an internal Foundation whistleblower or a hostile Group of Interest. However, due to strict RAISA protocols, these options were considered extremely unlikely, as any group or individual attempting to ascertain all of the information purported by Axels would have immediately been flagged by nearly three dozen different information control measures. A meeting was subsequently held between Site-73 Director Emerick3, Telecommunications Monitoring Office Liaison James Quincy, and Delta-12 Head Christie Landell.
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]
Emerick: Alright, so… Which one of you wants to start?
Quincy and Landell remain silent.
Emerick: Okay. James, why don't you start us off?
Quincy: Well, we've managed to take most of his stuff down. Facebook, Youtube, all of that. But we can't seem to take down the website.
Emerick: Find anything from his texts and emails?
Quincy: It's mostly just about his business or talking to his family. We aren't able to look at his past phone calls, but for the few weeks where he's been bugged - he hasn't said anything interesting.
Emerick: Anything you're worried you might have overlooked?
Quincy: Nope. Only thing we can't know for certain is who he's come in contact with over the past few weeks. It seems most likely that he has been meeting with someone in-person.
Emerick: Do we think this is a rogue agent? How were they not flagged?
Quincy: Unfortunately it's too early to say, though our team is considering other possibilities. Hopefully we'll be able to learn more about his sources once we've brought him in.
Emerick: Speaking of which, why the hell hasn't he been collected yet?
Landell: Yeah, about that. We've… been trying, but it's more complicated than-
Emerick: Do we know where he is currently?
Landell: Well, yes. We've known where he's been for weeks.
Emerick: Then… why in the world haven't we gone after him?
Landell: We've tried - every single time he's managed to slip away.
Emerick: Bullshit. He's a shock jockey, not a fucking escape artist
Landell: Last Thursday, we saw him entering a steakhouse. We sent 20 guys to the parking lot and another 10 to each exit. Then we started going through the restaurant, bagging anyone who looked at us funny - and we still couldn't fucking get him.
Emerick: (Stunned) Did he just disappear?
Landell: No. Apparently, he just hid in the bathroom for half an hour then ran outside when none of our agents were looking.
Emerick: How'd he get away?
Landell: He drove away.
Emerick: Wasn't anyone on his car?
Landell: Yes.
Emerick: …and?
Landell: They… experienced spontaneous diarrhea and had to abandon their post right before he ran out.
Emerick: (Pauses) You seriously need to get new guys, Christie.
Landell: Listen, it's more than just that. We've tried to stop his car, but couldn't catch up to him because of traffic - we've tailed him, but he's always able to lose us. We even tried to raid a hotel he was staying at - but for some reason he changed his booking without warning.
Emerick: And we didn't know?
Landell: There was some confusion, uh… another guest named Alec Jones was staying at the same hotel, and we bagged him instead. Didn't realize the mistake until afterwards.
Quincy: Do you think there's a chance someone's leaking info to him to keep him up?
Landell: It'd have to be someone inside of Delta-12. Our detainment plans never went anywhere out of our group.
Emerick: So it's either gross incompetence, or D-12 has a rat. What are the chances you have a rat?
Landell: Unlikely. But, if strange things keep happening the way they have been… it's either that, or there's something supernatural going on.
Emerick: To be clear - you're ruling out gross incompetence in favor of an anomalously evasive Jonah Axels?
Landell: I believe it was an anomalous display of diarrhea, sir.
Emerick: Yikes, fine, ok. (Pauses) You said you know where he is currently?
Landell: Yep. Just yesterday he came back to Austin.
Emerick: What about his show? He's been driving around Texas a bit. Has it changed in frequency at all?
Quincy: He stopped giving video broadcasts for a while, but he's still been sending out audio every day. I believe yesterday was his first video broadcast since he went dark.
Emerick: That means he's back at his studio?
Quincy: Yes.
Emerick: Then… can someone please tell me why we don't have a batallion in Austin bagging this guy, right now.
Landell: All of our agents were tied up. It was fairly short notice.
Quincy: And to be fair, it was also a short broadcast. Only about two hours. It ended just before the first agents arrived.
Emerick: Alright. Alright. (Pauses) Just… just keep working on getting him. We're getting kind of lucky right now because nobody believes the shit this guy says, but this motherfucker knows something, and I want to know what he knows. You two figure this shit out, I'll try to get some outside help to catch the guy.
[END TRANSCRIPT]
Addendum 9000.2: Containment Efforts
DETAINMENT EFFORT 9000-15
Method: Waiting for Axels by his car
Forward: Axels was tracked parking in downtown Houston and entering an office building. Analysis of his text messages revealed that he was scheduled to have a brief conversation regarding entering a contract to expand his broadcasting range under the Evergreens Communications Network.
Details: Two Delta-12 agents waited by Axels' car for the duration of the meeting. Five agents entered the building, with three on the ground lobby and two on each respective staircase.
Result: Failure | Axels commenced the meeting as planned and then proceeded to remain within the upper floors until an influx of people began entering the lobby. During this time, he took the elevator down to the ground lobby and was able to escape the building without notice. Agents remained monitoring his car for four days prior to abandoning it. Axels would later recover his car and also pay off a $380 traffic ticket he had received from the city of Houston.
Public attention directed toward Axels would sharply increase on 09/MAY/2014. The broadcast in question differed from prior broadcasts as the entire runtime of was focused on the Foundation, rather than just an hour. The broadcast also lasted five hours and thirty-nine minutes, ending abruptly following a commercial break mere moments before Delta-12 agents arrived on the production set.
BROADCAST EXCERPT
And I just know they hate me - they despise me. They dislike how I've been whistleblowing the truth, straight in their face! Deep-down, they know I'm going into the history books next to Albert Einstein and George Washington, because I am leading our people straight to a new enlightenment like some sort of modern Ben Franklin. Those deepstate assholes are just itchin' to get me, I can tell it. I had to dodge three of their attempts to kidnap me this week. I wouldn't be surprised if I ate a sandwich tomorrow, then a month later when I'm going to the doctor I find out they've castrated me with chemicals because that's how much they hate me.
(Suddenly weeping) Folks, you have to understand - I’m not afraid for me, I’m afraid for you! If they can disappear me, if they can take ME - the guy shouting from the rooftops, the guy they can’t shut up - then what chance do you have?! They’ll take you one by one, family by family, whole towns, and no one will ever know. They’ll write it off as a gas leak, a hurricane, an “incident". They'll check their little boxes and file their little paperwork and the whole world just keeps on spinnin' while another TEN THOUSAND SOULS VANISH INTO A CONCRETE TOMB.
(Growling) Don’t let them erase me. Don’t let them lock me in one of their… their containment cells. That’s what they call it, right? “Containment.” Like I’m some kind of object, some kind of thing they can just box up and put on the shelf. Jonah Axels! Philosopher, philanthropist, FIREPLACE ORNAMENT!
(Pleading and weeping again) If I disappear - don’t move on. Don’t go back to sleep. YELL MY NAME. Scream it. SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS. Write it everywhere, too. Because the moment you forget me, that’s when they win. (Sniffling and weeping) That's when they WIN.
(Snarling, gnashing teeth, grunting) THESE PEOPLE ARE DEMONS. THEY DON’T JUST WANT CONTROL OF YOUR BODY, THEY WANT CONTROL OF YOUR REALITY, AND BE ASSURED MY FRIENDS - THEY’RE COMING. THEY’RE COMING FOR ME.
Following this broadcast, RAISA agents released numerous posts on various popular social media platforms mocking the statements made by Axels during the broadcast, as well as mocking Axels personally.
Despite attempts at censoring his content, several large news publications released stories that included Axels' comments in the days following this outburst, relatively few of which were subject to Foundation censorship and many that directly quoted Axels' references to the Foundation. On 25 MAY 2014, it was estimated that over 57,000,000 people had been exposed to the offending information. Axels viewership between 10 MAY 2014 and 25 MAY 2014 averaged to 400,000 listeners per episode, with the peak being 3,460,000 listeners on 18 MAY 2014.
Polling sponsored by the Foundation suggested that only 2.4% of Axels' viewers believed his statements, while the majority simply accepted his general positions as a "statement of purpose".
COMMUNICATIONS TRANSCRIPT
SITE-73
Note: The following recording is a phone call made between Site-73 Director Emerick and his close friend, Anomalous Cultural Anthropologist, Reynold Jackson. The call was dated 27/MAY/2014 at 19:48.
Jackson: Yo.
Emerick: Hey. How you doing?
Jackson: Not too bad. What about you? How's the shitshow at 73 going?
Emerick: (Sighs) Well… It's a shitshow, like you said. I have both TMO and the O5 crawling on my back over Axels. Meanwhile the task force hasn't managed to do a single useful thing yet.
Jackson: What's going on with them? Behind the scenes stuff?
Emerick: No, not really. At least none that we've been able to dig up. It's just… I was sure there was a mole at the beginning, like someone on the inside was feeding him information. But I've had my hands on their throats for weeks now and still, we can't get a hold of him. At this point I'm convinced the guy has to have some sort of anomaly protecting him. I don't see how he could've evaded detainment up until now without one. But without proof of that, whenever Delta-12 tries to get him and fails - it looks awful for me.
Jackson: Have you thought about getting some other sites to work with you on this?
Emerick: Ah come on. Give me some credit - I did that first. Got NA Command to order some research teams to at least look into him and his connections. Not that they've been much help so far, obviously, but they are looking.
Jackson: You know, I think I might've felt that here, actually. Been hearing people talk about this guy Axels basically nonstop for days.
Emerick: Honestly, as good a chance that's just gossip instead of them doing something I asked them to do.
Jackson: (Laughs) You at your house right now?
Emerick: No, at 73.
Jackson: This late? That's strange for you.
Emerick: I've been sleeping here. Need all the extra time I can get.
Jackson: Is it at least comfy?
Emerick: Staff housing? It's better than my normal bed. Plus, I have a TV, a shower. Pretty much home.
Jackson: Hah. You make it sound like you're looking forward to moving in permenantly.
Emerick: Hell no. I'm going to need a long break and several hot showers after this is all wrapped up.
Jackson: Yikes. That bad, huh.
Emerick: Do you want to know what makes it so much worse? It's that every single morning I have to wake up and immediately start listening to fucking Jonah Axels. Like, right before I wake up, right before I sleep. I swear man, he's starting to show up in my dreams. At this point I'm convinced he's like, taunting us.
Jackson: Hah. Wouldn't be the weirdest thing we've seen.
Emerick: You're right. Hold on-
Emerick turns on his television and begins to play a recording of The Jonah Axels Show. He skips ahead in the episode before unpausing his television. Axels' voice can be heard.
Axels: They think-
Emerick pauses the television.
Emerick: You hear that?
Jackson: Yeah, keep it playing.
Emerick unpauses the television.
Axels: -they can just turn you into their puppet. They're shoving their hand up your ass and trying to make you a SOCK PUPPET. They don't think we have the guts to stand up to them - and to that I just say, well, they don't know what America was founded for. Unlike them, I believe in the American people and I know that one day we're going to stand up against these bullies - that one day you, viewers at home, can stand up to the deepstate conspiracy and take America back!
Emerick starts fast-forwarding the recording.
Emerick: Hold on, it gets better.
Emerick unpauses the recording.
Axels: -because God, WHISPERS in my ear - telling me the truth about what they're doing. No matter how hard they'll try, they can never stop me from knowing when TYRANTS have taken over the homes of hardworking families. Up until the DAY I DIE, I'll keep exposing their names. Whether they're called the senate, the deepstate, the ATF, or even if their agent who replaced George W. Bush calls himself "president" - I'll stand here all the same RISKING MY LIFE just so I can die as a free-speaker!
Emerick pauses the recording and starts laughing.
Emerick: You know, this whole thing really would be funny if thirty-million people didn't hear that and if the O5 weren't on my ass about censoring it.
Jackson can be heard typing something on his end of the line.
Emerick: Rey, you there?
Jackson: Oh, yeah. Just give me a second.
Emerick: For sure.
…
Jackson: Okay, so… how mad would you be if I found out something about your guy in only three minutes?
Emerick: Pretty pissed. Why?
Jackson: You're gonna hate this, then.
Addendum 9000.3: Contextualization
NOTICE
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Classification: Kairos Bond
Actions: A Kairos4 Bond is the designation for an event where a temporary symbiotic conceptual bond is established between an extradimensional entity and a human being. The motivation behind the formation of such a bond is unknown, but is suspected to be a means of sustenance for the extradimensional entity.
Kairos Bonds will typically last up to several weeks, though some cases have been known to persist for years. While connected to a human, extradimensional beings are unable to directly control their actions, instead influencing the actions of the host via implanting knowledge and concepts within their subconscious minds. Human hosts for Kairos Bonds typically will not be made aware of the bond's existence at any point during symbiosis. While several extradimensional entities have created singular Kairos Bonds (see documentation for "Jerusalem Manifestation" for one such example) the only being known to be capable of consistently creating multiple Kairos Bonds has been designated Manifestation-A.
Suspected artistic depiction of Cato.
Designation: Manifestation-A is the only entity known to be capable of creating multiple Kairos Bonds. It is suspected to have existed throughout much of human history, with suspected initial descriptions going back as far as 800 B.C.E. and modern manifestations appearing as recently as 1973. Due to the infrequency of its appearances, extensive research into Manifestation-A has been impossible, with most collected knowledge stemming from research into historical texts and media. In the time since an incident noted in 1800 C.E., Manifestation-A has not been documented manifesting for a concurrent period longer than five weeks.
Notable Past Manifestations:`
Circa 800 - 600 B.C.: Believed to have connected with the writer Homer and played a major role in the creation of both The Iliad and The Odyssey based on limited information gathered regarding the initial creation of both works.
Circa 152 B.C.: Suspected to have manifested and formed a bond with Marcus Porcius Cato around the time he went on a senatorial embassy in North Africa to arbitrate a conflict. During one speech, Cato claimed to have a force speaking to him which is similar in description to more modern appearances of Manifestation-A. Manifestation-A is directly believed to have been responsible for Cato making repeated and aggressive calls for the destruction of Carthage.
January 897: Secondhand accounts relay that Pope Stephen VI listed descriptions consistent with a symbiotic conceptual bond immediately prior to the Cadaver Synod. Manifestation-A likely manipulated Stephen VI into exhuming the body of Pope Formosus and placing it on trial, then subsequently defiling the corpse and throwing it into the Tiber River.
Circa 1633: Likely partially assisted Li Zicheng in leading a rebellion against the Ming dynasty and the formation of the Shun dynasty according to some accounts. The accuracy of supporting accounts has been questioned.
February 1692: Made multiple manifestations across a yearlong-span among different people within the town of Salem. Collected personal journal entries around this time suggest that concepts were implanted within multiple townsfolk which developed into the idea that conducting false accusations would in some way grant them financial or social profit.
Circa 1798: French author François-René de Chateaubriand wrote of a "divine voice" speaking to him which caused his conversion to Catholicism. Journal entries suggest that he was partially influenced by Manifestation-A between 1798 and 1803.
All manifestations past 1800, excluding the few manifestations involving Chateaubriand, have been relatively short in duration. The most recent manifestation confirmed to involve Manifestation-A occurred between 28 MAY 1973 and 14 JUN 1973. The manifestation involved a 23-year-old gas station worker named Tucker Smith attempting to be interviewed by various television and radio hosts. In the interviews, Smith repeatedly alluded to the Global Occult Coalition which, while never mentioning the group by name, gained enough attention that a GOC strike force was authorized to seize Smith for questioning. Before he could be taken, Smith was arrested for attempting to trespass into a local radio broadcast, at which point Foundation agents intercepted, interviewed, and ascertained that he was affected by Manifestation-A.
Smith was subsequently administered amnestics to induce conceptual destruction regarding the idea of television/radio broadcasts and to destroy all knowledge he had accumulated of the Global Occult Coalition or any other known Groups of Interest. Agents accompanied Smith for a two-month period following amnestization, at which point it was concluded that he was no longer attached to Manifestation-A. Liaisons between the Foundation and the GOC worked to confirm that he was no longer an informational risk to either group, and the case was closed.
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]
Quincy: What?
Emerick: I knew it! He has a fucking god in his head, just whispering our secrets to him! It all makes sense now!
Quincy: Uhh- yeah, sure. Why not? Let's run with that.
Emerick: Listen, I need your teams to start working on Kairos Events in relation to Axels. From what I saw, most of them were never digitized. You might need to reach out to RAISA about them.
Quincy: Shouldn't that be under 73? Not the Office?
Emerick: You guys are the ones looking through his broadcasts, right?
Quincy: Yeah?
Emerick: So try to find out if what he's saying at all fits with what we know about Kairos Events.
Quincy: Alright, sure. Whatever you say.
Emerick: Christie, did you get my message last night?
Landell: Yeah. We've been working on a few ideas. I think some of my commanders are going to submit their proposals this afternoon.
Emerick: Good, good. Thank fuck, we've finally got a plan.
Landell: It might take us a bit to fully work around the idea he has a uh… a god warning him, but based on what I've heard - I think our new ideas are better than what we were working with previously.
Emerick: What kind of odds are we working with here?
Landell: Ballpark?
Emerick: Ballpark.
Landell: Well, I suppose that depends on how wide we can open the pocketbook.
[END TRANSCRIPT]
Addendum 9000.4: Continued Containment Efforts
DETAINMENT PROPOSAL 9000-72
Proposal: Pursuant to Protocol KAIROS-16.A - Jonah Axels is to be subjected to a series of amnestizations following detainment to remove all knowledge of media he has previously produced, the Foundation and its operations, and what limited knowledge he may possess of his Kairos Bond. Following amnestization, Axels would be permanently accompanied by members of the Telecommunications Monitoring Office under the guise that they edit and broadcast future media he produces.
Status: Approved - Approved by Site-73 Command, the Telecommunications Monitoring Office, and a unanimous O5 vote.
DETAINMENT PROPOSAL 9000-73
Proposal: During a night when it is confirmed that Jonah Axels is staying in his private residence, establish a series of discrete checkpoints around the neighborhood where Axels resides to create a perimeter detaining him.
Status: Approved
Aftermath: Recordings and physical evidence indicate that at 05:29 in the morning, Axels left his house and travelled on-foot 0.63km to a retired sewage pipe close to his residence which had been overlooked by Delta-12 agents. Axels spent around 20 minutes crawling through the pipe before exiting outside of the perimeter and taking a taxi to downtown Austin. During this 20 minute egress, he recorded a series of short rants on his personal phone, which he later published to his social media.
Jonah Axels evading Foundation containment teams in a drainage tunnel.
Axels: (Breathing heavily) It’s three in the damn morning, folks - THREE IN THE MORNING - and I’m crawling through a sewer pipe like Andy Dufresne breaking out of Shawshank, because I can feel them coming. The suits. The ones with the vans, the black bags, the clipboards. They don’t want to arrest me, no. They want to erase me. They want to stuff me in one of their little white rooms where time doesn’t work and you never see the sun again. I don’t know why I’m down here, crawling through God’s septic system, but I know I have to. Something inside me told me. Something ancient. My ANIMAL INSTINCTS. The BEAST that FIGHTS AGAINST THE DARKNESS.
(Pauses while scooting forward)
Axels: Do you hear that?
(Holds up his phone to the empty pipe. No sound can be heard in the recording other than his own grunting.)
Axels: They’re moving, I can feel them, like cockroaches in the walls. My bestial instincts warned me about this. They whispered, they buzzed, they lit my skull on fire and said, "RUN." So I’m running. Not because I'm a coward - THEY'RE THE COWARDS - but because I'm a survivor. I'm going to survive this trial. This tribulation. I won't be silenced so easily.
(Continues scooting forward)
Axels: You think I’m crazy? You think this is just another Jonah Axels freak-out? NO. This is survival. This is revelation. They feed on silence, on obedience, and I REFUSE TO BE THEIR DINNER. I am the thorn in their throat, I am the rat in their machine, chewing on their wires, and I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THEIR BASEMENTS OF CONTROL!
(Continued heavy breathing)
Axels: But listen to me, folks, you have to fortify yourselves too. I wouldn’t even be ALIVE in this sewer right now if it weren’t for the Caveman Paleo Formula™, if it weren’t for the Brain Blast Ultra™, if it weren’t for the Iodine X100 that they don’t want you to buy because it CLEARS the frequencies they beam into your skull. They want me bagged, tagged, and disappeared tonight, but if enough of you WAKE UP, if enough of you break the hypnosis, then maybe, just maybe, I crawl out the other side of this pipe and we ALL crawl out of the prison they built around us.
(Inexplicably crying)
Axels: Everyone, all of you, while you still can - go to www dot Oracle Store dot com, because I don’t know if I’ll ever make another broadcast again, and-
(Camera jerks, water splashes)
Axels: Oh God, they’re here!
(Camera remains on for an additional nine seconds while Axels silently and awkwardly fumbles for the button to end the recording.)
DETAINMENT PROPOSAL 9000-74
Proposal: Designate a paratrooper task force for assignment to SCP-9000 followed by subsequent deployment to Axels' location upon confirmation that he is within an enclosed building.
Status: Rejected - So far, all evidence suggests that the entity connected to Axels gives him premature warnings of all Foundation activities. It is very unlikely that altering the speed or method of personnel deployment will change the likelihood of success.
COMMUNICATIONS TRANSCRIPT
SITE-73
Note: The following recording is a phone call made between Site-73 Director Emerick and Mobile Task Force Delta-12 Head Christie Landell. The call was dated 15 JUN 2014 at 11:52.
Emerick: Hey, Christie.
Landell: Hey.
Emerick: Any updates on those proposals?
Landell: No. The team is mostly suggesting the same things over again. We can't do much without new info about how this thing works.
Emerick: About that - you're probably not getting much else to work with for a while.
Landell: What? Why?
Emerick: It's because of how 9000 works. We're having to downscale the amount of people assigned to him.
Landell: That… doesn't make any fucking sense.
Emerick: Well, it's about how Kairos Bonds work. They feed off of-
Landell: I read the damn file, but that's just… really stupid.
Emerick: We have to reduce the amount of people thinking about Axels in any way we can.
Landell: How many people were even assigned to 9000 in the first place? Probably just a few hundred? A thousand? Maybe not even that!
Emerick: Even then, they're spending pretty much their whole day thinking about Axels and 9000 while most people only spend a few minutes. It's not a small amount of thoughttime we're cutting here.
Landell: He has millions of viewers! You're telling me that one guy spending like eight hours a day on Axels is worth more than a couple thousand spending minutes at a time focused on him? What about all the social media, or news stories?
Emerick: The attention of Foundation personnel is the only thing we can 100% control. In a situation where every bit counts, it matters.
Landell: Alright sure, but some thoughts absolutely have to count way less than others.
Emerick: Even just the Foundation's attention on him might be enough to contain 9000. Kairos Events need more thoughttime to sustain themselves as they go on. Cutting out that little extra bit will at least make it end sooner.
Landell: Meanwhile, there might be some guy who would make a breakthrough next week that lets us contain it then and there. But apparently it's better to do nothing and instead just hope it naturally ends a little bit earlier? It doesn't make sense!
Emerick: From what I gathered, it's mostly cutting out people who do busywork about him. Gathering files, transcription analysts, etc. rather than the actual theorists and researchers.
Landell: Do you have the list of who's getting cut out, yet?
Emerick: Nope. I know that at least all of 73 and Arrival are staying on it. Plus some researchers at a few different sites and some data analysts at the archival sites.
Landell: So we aren't losing people here?
*Emerick: Well, they'll still be working on 9000, yeah, but some people will end up getting transferred to the archival sites to help dig through files.
Landell: Christ…
Emerick: Listen, our hands are tied so tight here. There's not much we can do.
Landell: So there's no promise of new info?
Emerick: Most likely, no.
Landell: Alright. I'll read through what we have, again. Try to see if I find anything new.
ELECTRONIC PRIVATE MESSAGE RELAY
SITE-73
Note: Conversation initiated by Mobile Task Force Delta-12 Head Landell to Site-73 Director Emerick on 15 JUN 2014 at 12:58.
holy shit i think i've got it.
Addendum 9000.4: Detainment
Jonah Axels photographed prior to entering Site-73 under the belief that it was the office of Texas Senator Donald Crumpacker.
Based on analysis of the 1973 Kairos Event and interviews conducted with Tucker Smith, containment initiatives were given direction to focus on the idea that Axels could only be influenced by the extradimensional entity, rather than outright controlled. It was theorized that, should Axels be sufficiently persuaded to ignore the entity, he could be detained.
Between the dates of 17 JUN 2014 and 24 JUN 2014, research focused on mimicking the speech patterns Texas Senator Donald Crumpacker began. Axels had on numerous occasions praised Crumpacker for his policies, going so far as to endorse Crumpacker in his initial 2006 election and subsequent 2012 re-election. While there are very few instances of Crumpacker acknowledging Axels publicly, past statements suggest that Crumpacker did not seem hostile to Axels or any of his media.
Foundation agents gained access to Crumpacker's social media accounts on 25 JUN 2014 and began creating numerous posts praising Axels5. In response to the fabricated posts Axels made numerous remarks containing some variation of "People are starting to take my side. Look at Senator Crumpacker, he's with me."
On 29 JUN 2014, a doctored letter was sent to Axels signed by Donald Crumpacker:
Donald A. Crumpacker
bwIIIIIIIIITexas
UNITED STATES SENATE
JUNE 19, 2014
Jonah Stein Axels
7113 FM 969 Rd
Austin, Texas 78724
Good afternoon,
space I would like to invite you to a meeting this coming Monday at my office at 11:15 A.M. to discuss your knowledge of a "deepstate", which you have alleged on numerous occasions as being a present and pervasive danger within our society.
space The existence of a group which influences society and politics within America above the will of the American people poses a fundamental threat to national security. Should it truly exist it would alter the basis of the modern American nation in a way that is unacceptable and cannot be allowed to stand.
space As a Texas Senator representing over 26,000,000 Americans, and personally as a father of three, it is my duty to stand up to societal corruption which places my denizens at risk. You currently are the only major whistleblower calling out this secret group for its operations. It would be my upmost and sincerest honor to have a conversation with you and learn all of the knowledge you have been made privy to.
space In closing, should your information stand strong enough, it may enable the start of a political movement to dually expose whatever shadow-government may currently exist, and bring it to federal justice. My office would be enthusiastic to welcome you in and discuss further details.
Sincerely,
Donald Crumpacker
Senator
AUSTIN METRO HALL hi 3701 GUADALUPE STREET hi AUSTIN, TEXAS
Axels almost immediately expressed jubilation at the letter. In the four broadcasts he made prior to the meeting, he repeatedly made references to "Something big" and " an important meeting that's going to change the world".
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As Senator Crumpacker did not work with the Foundation, a solution had to be decided on how to proceed with the meeting to extract information. Numerous ideas were proposed: including finding a Crumpacker lookalike, genetically duplicating Crumpacker, and bringing Crumpacker into the Foundation as a researcher. Ultimately it was decided to have Senior Researcher Landon Brockley commence the meeting due to his resemblance with Donald Crumpacker's son, Charles Crumpacker.
Exterior of Site-73.
Date: 23/JUN/2014
Interviewed: Jonah Stein Axels
Interviewing: Senior Researcher Landon Brockley
Notes: Axels parked on the road outside of Site-73 at 10:32. He subsequently walked down the street to get lunch at a nearby cafe before entering Site-73 at 11:04.
Brockley opens a door which leads to the lobby of Site-73. He looks around the room before settling on Axels and walking toward him, stopping in front of him.
Brockley: Jonah, right?
Axels: Um. Yeah?
Brockley: Great. Do you want to come with me to my office.
Axels: Oh, yeah. Sure.
Axels stands up, holding a briefcase in his left hand and a coffee in his right. He follows Brockley to an improvised office located on the third floor of the building.
Axels: Sorry, who are you?
Brockley: I'm Charles Crumpacker, Donald's son.
Axels: Oh, yeah, yeah. I think I've heard about you. Where's Donald?
Brockley: He got really sick and has been spending the past few days at home.6
Axels: Oh, well hope he gets better.
Brockley: Yeah… Me too. But Dad didn't want to have to delay this, so he asked me to do this for him.
Axels: Oh…
Silence.
Axels: Well, I mean… That just sucks. I wouldn't mind waiting another day or two for him to get back into shape?
Brockley: Or we could just do it right here. I imagine after he reads the notes that he'll want to get back in touch with you.
Axels: I guess.
Brockley: Plus, if I'm being honest, I've listened to some of your podcasts. It's interesting stuff — what you're saying.
Axels: Of course. I think if I'm exposing the shadow-government that rules over us, it ought to be one of the most interesting things you've ever heard!
Brockley laughs.
Brockley: I will just say I personally wouldn't mind talking it over with you. Besides, all we're doing is just taking some notes for my Dad.
Axels: No, no, no. Just go ahead. What do you want to ask first?
Note: Thirty-four minutes later, numerous members of Delta-12 rushed the makeshift office and detained Axels. Axels was subsequently brought to a cell within Site-73 and amnesticized. Concepts removed within Axels were:
- As much knowledge as it was presumed Axels then held regarding the Foundation
- Axels' memory regarding the idea that any other being was communicating with him
- That he manages a website known as "The Oracle"
- That he runs a broadcast known as "The Jonah Axels Show"
- The entire concept of the internet and social media
On 30/JUN/2014, Axels was released from Site-73 and brought to his house. A team of Delta-12 members remained assigned to Axels, with two tasked to be within 30m of Axels at any given moment.
SCP-9000 is pending reclassification to 'neutralized', depending on a several-week period to see if it resurfaces.
Addendum 9000.5: Resurfacing
BROADCAST EXCERPT
The broadcast opens, showing a still screen of The Oracle website. An unidentified voice begins speaking.
Welcome to The Jonah Axels Show.
The audio pauses for five seconds. After the pause, a single computer key can be heard being pressed. Dramatic music begins playing as the same unidentified voice continues speaking.
The stories that the mainstream media won't tell you.
The truth that science tries to hide.
We all want answers, but only one man knows.
He's Jonah Axels on the KBTV Radio Network.
And now, live from Austin, Jonah Axels.
The dramatic music continues to play for twenty seconds before it gradually starts fading. As it fades, the feed on the broadcast livestream also fades while Axels' voice can be heard beginning to speak.
Last week, America almost suffered a major tragedy — well, it did suffer a tragedy. About two weeks ago, I started planning with the late great Donald Crumpacker to take on the deepstate and expose them once and for all. Then, only a week ago, I headed to the Austin Metro Hall to talk about my knowledge. Then you want to know what happened there?
(Suddenly screaming) I WAS AMBUSHED! The deepstate not only was there, but they got one of their own "doctors" to pretend to be the son of Donald. They KIDNAPPED me and brought me down to their torture facility to try and get me to shut up. I spent days — literal days done there. They poked through my mind, kept digging around to see what I know — just to give up and give me some drug to turn me into a good-for-nothing CRACKPOT. They tried to make me vanish off the map and silence me because they are SCARED.
But they have made their last blunder in thinking I will go down just so easily. So long as I live, and so long as your memory of me lives, I will keep the fighting on. They can take me — they can shoot me with a sniper, but they won't because they know it is too late to silence me. Instead, they misfired, taking down a friend they shouldn't have.
Well if you don't know what I'm alluding to, folks, I'll just rip the band-aid right off. Donald Crumpacker was killed by our shadow government. He didn't "die of pneumonia" or any sort of "natural causes" bullshit they want to sell you. He was POISONED. The deepstate poisoned my friend — my CLOSE FRIEND, and thinks they're going to get away with it because they always have. No, no, no, no, no. This time is different, and they know it. I just know right now they're watching this at home — in their big empty mansions, just quivering under their blankets.
And they are damn right in doing so — because this isn't over. I was always a fighter for truth and freedom, but this just makes it go different. This was my Uncle Ben moment, and so with my great power I'll use it as any responsible American would. At this moment, on — hold on… Yes, on this moment on July third, at eleven hours, eight minutes, and fifty-two seconds, I am declaring WAR upon the deepstate. Every second of every moment of every day, I will fight AGAINST YOU! I will FIGHT THIS WAR and WIN because you people are corrupt, LYING, SNAKES who will see their justice, so help me God.
On 03/JUL/2014, Axels entered his upstairs bathroom and turned on his shower. Personnel accompanying Axels at his residence did not join him in the restroom, prompting Axels to take the moment and crawl out of his upstairs bathroom onto the roof. He would jump down off his roof, falling into hedges in his backyard before resting for several moments. After just over seven minutes, recordings show Axels running away from his house toward the downtown of Austin. Personnel were not made aware of Axels' escape for forty-minutes upon the first reports of The Jonah Axels Show being broadcast were made.
RAISA Memorandum on SCP-9000 Major Update: This document is the most current and authoritative version issued by RAISA.
All prior versions are superseded and no longer valid.
Distribution, reference, and use of this document shall be made only with this version as of its effective date.
For confirmation of currency, contact the RAISA office at Site-73.
| Assigned Site | Site Director | Liaison | Assigned Task Force |
| Site-73 | Dr. Arnold Emerick | Dr. James Quincy | MTF Delta-12 "Arrival" |
A photograph depicting himself that SCP-9000-B has begun showing in all of his broadcasts.
Special Containment Procedures: No more than 500 members of the Foundation are permitted to devote thoughttime to SCP-9000 or SCP-9000-B at any given moment. Personnel are forbidden from accessing any social media or watching any news broadcasts for the duration of SCP-9000. Following O5 Command-9000.4, amnestics are to begin stockpiling for an emergency final containment measure against SCP-9000.
The Telecommunications Monitoring Office are to prevent any broadcasting or platforming deals from being negotiated by SCP-9000-B. Live broadcasts must be taken down as frequently as possible. The Telecommunications Monitoring Office has been assigned to prevent major news media platforms from platforming articles and publications regarding SCP-9000-B.
The metric of containment SCP-9000 operates upon is the number of daily persons exposed to SCP-9000/SCP-9000-B, and maintaining a minimal ratio of persons who believe the statements of SCP-9000-B.
CONTAINMENT PROPOSAL LIST
Proposal: Assassination of SCP-9000-B
Status: Denied - Given the large number of persons SCP-9000-B is frequently exposed to, his expiration would instantly become a focus of world-wide attention and lend high credence to his statements regarding the Foundation.
Proposal: Prevention of items sold by SCP-9000-B from reaching customers
Status: Denied - While efforts are to be made to prevent the sale and minimize knowledge of what SCP-9000-B is selling, should sales be finalized they are not to be impeded. Customers who did not get the product they ordered are more likely to devote thoughttime to SCP-9000-B than if they received their products as normal.
Proposal: Adjustment of social media algorithms to prevent discourse regarding SCP-9000-B
Status: N/A - Near-complete censorship attempts are already underway. The anomaly of SCP-9000 seems to bypass current censorship efforts.
Proposal: Assign more personnel to SCP-9000
Status: Denied - Thoughttime devotion to SCP-9000 and SCP-9000-B must be minimized.
Proposal: Develop a memetic agent which installs an implant preventing thoughttime devotion to SCP-9000 or SCP-9000-B from occurring
Status: Pending - Research underway to determine possibility prior to approval.
Current estimations number the amount of persons exposed to SCP-9000 or SCP-9000-B daily at above 20,000,000. Foundation-sponsored polls suggest that only 0.65% of SCP-9000-B's frequent listeners believe the claims that he makes.
SCP-9000-B photographed at a park shortly after escaping Foundation custody.
Description: SCP-9000 is an ancient psycho-anomalous being currently attached to 40-year-old radio broadcaster Jonah Stein Axels, hereafter dubbed SCP-9000-B. Information is directly transmitted to the brain of SCP-9000-B by SCP-9000, which currently appears to have no limitations on what can be imposed. Although SCP-9000 can heavily influence SCP-9000-B's thought process, SCP-9000-B still retains autonomy over his body and decisions he makes. SCP-9000 grows in energy based on how much thoughttime devotion is made to it.
Thoughttime devotion is a measure of how much attention a specific thing receives at any given moment across all of human consciousness. The longer an object receives sustained thought — and the more people who think about an object, the greater thoughttime devotion said object receives. SCP-9000 is only able to remain attached to SCP-9000-B because of it receiving consistent thoughttime devotion. More thoughttime devotion will be required to sustain the connection to SCP-9000-B both the longer that the connection lasts, and the scale of actions SCP-9000 undertakes which alter physical reality.
SCP-9000-B serves primarily as a vessel for SCP-9000 to gain thoughttime devotion, as all devotion made toward SCP-9000-B simultaneously goes to SCP-9000. The extent to which SCP-9000-B is aware of his role as this vessel is unclear.
SCP-9000-B's main method of gathering attention is via directly mentioning or in some way making claims regarding the SCP Foundation. These claims vary from general structural information regarding the Foundation, to very specific claims about select events or persons within the Foundation — although SCP-9000-B has not yet specifically mentioned the Foundation by name in any broadcasts. The main platform from which SCP-9000-B converses about the Foundation is on his radio broadcast and livestream, titled "The Jonah Axels Show". SCP-9000-B has also made numerous posts on his website "The Oracle" regarding specific details of the Foundation. Both SCP-9000-B's broadcast and website are unable to be taken down for a period longer than a few minutes, with the time and effort needed between subsequent takedowns requiring at least an hour of continuous work with each successive attempt.
SCP-9000-B is known to make false claims regarding the Foundation in conjunction with his true claims. False claims are typically interwoven within real claims and are presented within the same context. Whether or not SCP-9000-B is aware that the false claims he alleges are indeed untrue is not known.
Addendum 9000.6: Design
A Site-73 commission was made to the Telecommunications Monitoring Office on 20/AUG/2014 regarding an analysis of the language employed by SCP-9000-B to determine techniques, intention, and further information regarding how SCP-9000-B chooses what to say.
Note: The following is a segment roughly three hours into a broadcast of The Jonah Axels Show. The segment included SCP-9000-B taking numerous phone calls from several of his listeners.
SCP-9000-B: Tim from Tennessee, you're on the air. Go ahead.
Tim From Tennessee: Oh, um. Hey Jonah. Just wanted to say, first-time caller here. Been a listener for so long now.
SCP-9000-B: Appreciate it brother.
Tim From Tennessee: Yeah, um. Well I've always been a bit of a history fan. I grew up in Norfolk and always been around that 1776 stuff. But now, at least for the past few years, I feel like history has been getting different. Like I feel that it's getting slowly rewritten around us to change our minds, and you know I don't like that.
SCP-9000-B: Oh, yeah Tim absolutely. The government — the government they present us with, it's fundamentally different now. They slowly replaced it, creeping their agents into very important roles, and now that they're in charge — they can just change whatever they want! It sickens me. Go ahead.
Tim From Tennessee: Yeah, I agree with that. I've been keeping my eye out the last few months and the only really logical explanation for events is that there is a dark state which has taken power. The headlines and news are always talking about stuff which just doesn't make sense which makes more sense if you realize it's just a distraction from those in charge.
SCP-9000-B: Spot-on. The shadow cabal hates when you realize it's there, so it launches all sorts of distractions and false-flags just to get your eyes off of it, and what it is really doing.
Tim From Tennessee: If you mind me using an example, I feel like recently their main angle has been pushing some homosexual nonsense and trying to get the entire nation to think about it. I mean no one supports it, no one likes them. Well, except the homosexuals themselves I guess but it really is just them wanting to push their perversions. Like it's disgusting, it's immoral, and well it damn does get me thinking all about it. So yeah it 100% makes sense that they push that forward because they just want us to focus on the homosexuals instead of them. Like recently there has been judicial pushes being made God forbid they actually go through-
Tim is prematurely muted and kicked from the broadcast.
SCP-9000-B: Well God bless you Tim. I definitely understand what you're saying, there has recently been a seeming out-of-the-blue push by homosexuals — on and before anyone freaks out, I can say that word. It's a scientific word, grow up. Anyways, a really really hefty push made suddenly by the current administration which is nothing but a brothel made to serve the phantom authority complex. I mean the shadow cabal literally have this red rock which looks like a giant cough drop, and when you touch it it turns you into a transgender. They definitely have been using that as one of their distractions. Just a few years ago, you barely even saw one homosexual a month and nowadays you can't do anything without the gays being pushed on you.
SCP-9000-B takes a sip of water.
SCP-9000: I mean you want to watch a movie? Well the cabal runs Hollywood, so it's a gay movie now. You want to eat your cereal? They own the company, so it's a gay cereal now. You want to just walk downtown and get some exercise? Well now it's a GODDAMN GAY STREET. People need to REALIZE that this is just an ILLUSION. The gays get fooled because now they're happy because they've made "progress" while the rest of us get focused on whether or not the gays should get their secondary personship while the SHADOW GOVERNMENT NEW ORDER IS LAUGHING AND DRINKING CHAMPAGNE.
SCP-9000-B groans.
SCP-9000-B: You see, this is kind of why I don't really talk about homosexuality on the show. Every time I do — even if I'm calling out the farce of the movements behind it, I'm just giving them more credence. I mean, this isn't called "The Gay Show" or "The Sodomy Show", it's THE JONAH AXELS SHOW. Alright, new caller. Clarence from Texas, you're up.
Clarence From Texas: Hey Jonah. Called in a few times before now on my way back from work.
SCP-9000-B: Always a pleasure to have you on.
Clarence From Texas: Yeah! Appreciate it. But I wanted to call because normally whenever I call, I just talk about how I'm pretty sure agents from the government live all over my town. But the thing is, this time I'm pretty sure I saw one of their trucks.
SCP-9000-B: Oh, wow Clarence. Well come on, don't hold back! Tell us about it.
Clarence From Texas: I've always said that there are strange things happening in my town. Like over the past few years, more people have moved out, more perfectly-fine buildings get abandoned, nobody is on the street anymore. None of it felt natural. Then today, I was driving back when I saw what looked like a giant hand, a human hand, and it was in the back of the truck barely-covered by a tarp. I swear I saw it even moving around. Then when I circled back to get a good look, the truck just blew off and I couldn't catch them.
SCP-9000-B: Well there you have it! There you have it, folks. We have an actual, God-condoned WHISTLEBLOWER7 here telling you THE TRUTH. There was A HAND, A GIANT HAND and it was able to sit in THE MIDDLE OF BROAD DAYLIGHT. Then what to they say? "Oh, it's classified. Oh, it's under containment." Hah! That's not an excuse, that's a PANOPTICON OF THE BIZZARRE. But yeah, Clarence I apologize but I will have to move things along. Rest assured, we will call you later and follow-up on this.
Clarence From Texas: Awesome.
SCP-9000-B: Yes it is. That was Clarence from Texas everyone. I think we've got time for one more, so here's Michael from California.
Michael From California: Yeah, wow. Thanks for having me. I just want to say first off, I live down in Orange County. Now I am a proud gun owner, I have my own collection. But my state's been pushing around laws to restrict what I can have and honestly I'm considering flat-on just moving out.
SCP-9000-B: Oh absolutely Michael. I'd strongly, strongly suggest you to move out if you value your protection.
Michael From California: I mean, it's scary times. You never know who's out there, what the government's going to do next, or what's going to happen to you.
SCP-9000-B: Especially in a world such as ours it is just not feasible to expect us to give up our only guarantee to protection. Somewhere deep locked up they've got literal zombie viruses, weird demons and monsters YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE, and literal apocalypses that they can start at ANY moment if they want to at the PUSH OF A BUTTON. Meanwhile they want to take away our right to a gun? Hah! The only thing they want is CONTROL. They're afraid that when we inevitably launch a revolution to depose their tyranny, that they will be OVERTHROWN. It's all just fireworks and attempts to RULE OVER US indefinitely.
Following an analysis of numerous conversations SCP-9000-B made with various callers, it was determined that SCP-9000 does not actively relay information to SCP-9000-B. Regardless of validity, SCP-9000-B will take information presented by callers and simply repeat it, rather than using any additional knowledge to give proper context.
A TMO report concluded that almost every single word said by SCP-9000-B in his show is pre-planned and pre-written to maximize the effect of what he claims. While specific phrases may change, the intended message remains constant. SCP-9000-B's speech has been classified under three categories:
- Passive — Speech that generally occurs during downtime or while being called by viewers. SCP-9000-B will react in a calmer tone and is less-prone to shouting or making exaggerated claims, instead attempting to portray himself as a voice of reason and present his claims in semi-logical arguments. These sections occur both to allow SCP-9000-B to retain energy, and to normalize his content to average viewers and increase retention.
- Active — When dramatic statements are made by SCP-9000-B. Generally, SCP-9000-B will attempt to showcase overplayed emotions such as sadness or anger to sell the idea that he firmly believes in claims he makes. Often, SCP-9000-B will make intentionally false or problematic claims. These sections occur to retain attention and gather thoughttime toward SCP-9000-B, with a heavier emphasis being placed on others mocking statements he made or disproving him
- Characterization — Often single phrases or even words which either spread information about ongoing Foundation efforts to combat him, or to paint himself as a figure who is the only person opposed to the Foundation and a heroic person for that. The character established is intentionally over-the-top to a point where it is intentionally not meant to be taken seriously by wider audiences. These sections occur to develop a memorable character that is easy to mock and engage in discourse about.
Numerous quotes were isolated by the Telecommunications Monitoring Office during analysis.
Quote: "The deepstate runs off of eggshells. Like, folks I can not stress just how fragile their entire base is. Every single day they make a million mistakes and the only reason they've survived this long is because no one pressures them. Any day now they're going to be clumsy and have ALL SORTS of files get leaked."
Occurrence: Two days following the statement, numerous files correlating to past or present files regarding SCP-610 began circulating around the internet. The cause of these leaks could not be correlated with any direct actions SCP-9000-B took.
Quote:
Occurrence:
Quote: "They're giving up — they're getting sick and tired. Can you believe it? TIRED. They're about to give up even attempting to arrest me. Folks, they are about to break. They are now on their knees every day and begging, PRAYING for this all to end. (SCP-9000-B Scoffs) YOU STARTED THIS WAR! YOU DEMONS ARE SCARED OF WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN — YOU ARE ABOUT TO FEEL YOUR PENANCE, YOUR BURNING TORTURE, AND THE FLAMING BRIMSTONE OF HELL!"
Occurrence: T.B.D.
It was determined that, inexplicably, SCP-9000-B appears to have gained the ability to predict the future with 100% certainty in all cases where intervention is not made.
Addendum 9000.7: Reconsideration
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]
Quincy: So are they actually coming to the-
Emerick: They'll be here.
Quincy: Alright, alright.
…
Landell: So… How was your weekend?
Quincy: Pretty alright. Got to go back to Cali for a bit and see everyone.
Landell: You're from there, right?
Quincy: No, no. I just work there. I'm from Seattle.
Landell: Nice, Portland here.
Quincy: Oh… I see.
Landell: What?!
Emerick: Guys, how the hell is this important right now?
Quincy: Well if it's so important why didn't that pompous-
The TV screen flashes on. O5-4 is visible sitting at a desk appearing ungroomed.
O5-4: Hey. (Pause) Good morning. (Yawns)
Landell: It's 11:54.
O5-4: Sorry, sorry. I had a golf tournament yesterday and it sapped up my energy.
Quincy: How'd you do?
O5-4: Got seventh.
Quincy: Nice.
Emerick: Anyways, we're all here to have a quick meeting about the containment direction for SCP-9000-B. Since he can, well… Predict the future now, apparently, we have to take some new methods. I've got a few ideas-
Emerick grabs a stack of papers from the meeting room table.
O5-4: Oh! Uh, mind if I speak for a second?
Emerick: Go ahead.
O5-4: Yeah, we aren't doing any of that.
Emerick: (Pause)… What?
O5-4: Listen, we 100% appreciate everything you've done — all of you. But it's just not a priority anymore.
Emerick: Why?
O5-4: The guy can predict the future. No matter what move we make, we're not containing him. Then that means no stopping his broadcast. Like, ever. So… Yeah.
Emerick: So what? We're not doing anything else to stop him?
O5-4: Well for the time being the TMO is staying at 73. We still want to interrupt 9000-B's broadcasts and take down sensitive stuff. But there is no point in trying to deplatform him anymore.
Emerick: Come on.
O5-4: Look, there's no point in spending a bunch of money trying to contain someone who we know for a fact we won't contain anyway. The guy even predicted it.
Emerick: He also said that we were all about to get overthrown. Does that mean we should just pack the whole thing up?
O5-4: No, that's different.
Emerick: How?
O5-4: Because he says that shit normally.
Emerick sighs.
O5-4: Look, James you're free to keep working on containing the guy. Hell, go for it. But you aren't getting significant funding for it. Plus way less Delta-12 access.
Landell: If I'm being honest, I wouldn't mind us getting assigned off of Axels.
O5-4: See? Alright I'm gonna go back to bed — I have a headache that's killing me. Good luck.
[END TRANSCRIPT]
SCP-9000-B initiated a syndication deal with the Evergreens Communications Network on 01/SEP/2014, legitimately entering airwaves the following day. The new syndication enabled The Jonah Axels show to be broadcast to over 600 AM and FM radio stations, alongside making some international broadcasts and broadcasting into private channels.
Throughout September, SCP-9000-B's broadcast of The Jonah Axels show became increasingly pervasive. The estimated average daily listenership of Axels was around 8,450,000. Traffic to The Oracle website during September was measured at over 400,000,000 visits. The sale of products made by SCP-9000-B subsequently skyrocketed. A list of products sold includes:
- BRAIN STRENGTH+ ULTRA RESISTANT SUPPLEMENT
- ULTRA FISH OIL TARGETED RELEASE
- LIBERTY PILLS FULL SPECTRUM 400MG MAGNESIUM
- ZEN EYE DROPS MILD-MODERATE EYE LUBRICATION
- MACKEY'S HERBAL ENERGY TEA MIX 180MG CAFFEINE
- REBOUND HAIR GROWTH SERUM ENCOURAGES HAIR RETENTION
During the month of September, SCP-9000-B earned over $24,000,000 from the sale of supplements on The Oracle website and from advertisement revenue on The Jonah Axels Show broadcast.
Following concerns over the revenue SCP-9000-B had generated, an order was implemented from the O5 Council to influence the onset of numerous federal investigations into the products sold on The Oracle. No censorship efforts were made on social media or of news agencies regarding the spread of information related to the investigation. The efforts were successful, and SCP-9000-B's revenue reduced to $23,000,000 in August, $21,000,000 in October, and $19,000,000 in both November and December.
A new directive was passed within the Telecommunications Monitoring Office creating a 500-person task force dedicated to consuming all media produced by SCP-9000-B and marking any important statements. This task force was placed under the command of James Quincy, who was subsequently promoted to a Director within the TMO
Containment revisions saw an end to both amnestic stockpiling procedures and the ban placed upon personnel regarding consuming SCP-9000-B's media, based upon the off-chance that random personnel may make major discoveries during passive watching. Censorship efforts directly related to SCP-9000-B's website and broadcast were unchanged.
SCP-9000-B photographed next to Agent Kellen Smith.
Given consideration of numerous statements, it was determined that SCP-9000-B was at possible risk of receiving harm from attack from a GoI. Despite mostly referring to the Foundation, SCP-9000-B has on numerous occasions mentioned various GoI's and their relation to the Foundation — including mentioning information not known to the Foundation prior to being revealed by SCP-9000-B.
A task force consisting of 20 members was created and assigned to accompany SCP-9000-B during his public appearances. Members are told to wear plain-clothes and remain armed at all moments. Under no circumstance may a member of the task force attempt to, or intend to detain SCP-9000-B. It was theorized that, and proven that, the task force members could remain in close proximity to SCP-9000-B if they did not attempt to cause harm to or impede it in any way.
Numerous Foundation efforts were made in response to predictions/claims made by SCP-9000-B which were flagged by the TMO task force. Some responses have been attached.
Claim: "Irresponsibility. That's the word of it. You know maybe, JUST MAYBE I'd be fine with them creating a shadow authoritarian fascist regime if they actually were well-ran. But no, they run one of the worst shitshows you can imagine. They bleed out funds everywhere, TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS LOST every month. Just this month, they're set to lose $63,000,000 from funds being embezzled and mismanaged by their employees. Oh by the way, that was a joke. I'm still fighting against this pseudo-state no matter what they do."
Action: Conduct an internal audit of all Foundation expenditures.
Outcome: The attainment of $45,000,000 which would have otherwise been lost or mismanaged. Personnel caught embezzling money are undergoing punitive action.
Claim: "Poison here, poison there — a little to your dog, a little to your kid Billy. These people just LOVE their poison. It gives them "plausible deniability" after they KILL your DOG AND THEY KILL YOUR CAT. They're so caught up with poisoning YOU that they don't even realize they're poisoning THEMSELVES. Seriously, I've seen pictures of it, they have lead in their water, asbestos used everywhere. It's honest-to-god like they have a QUOTA of how many people they need to poison and when they don't meet it, they just give their workers cancer."
Action: Test facilities built prior to 1997 for the presence of asbestos and lead in water supply.
Outcome: Around 7% of all facilities Foundation-wide were found to contain hazardous material. Action underway to renovate buildings to remove said material — although operations will continue within facilities at the time being.
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Addendum 9000.8: Recent Containment Efforts
COMMUNICATIONS TRANSCRIPT
SITE-73
Emerick: Hello?
Silence.
Emerick: Hello?
SCP-9000-B: Hey sorry I was on mute — I just got this phone today.
Emerick: How the hell did you get this number?
SCP-9000-B: I literally have God talking to me — the hell do you think you can keep from me?
Emerick: Nothing, shit-
Rustling can be heard as Emerick pages the Site-73 TMO liaison to start tracking the source of the phone call.
SCP-9000-B: Look I already know that you're going to track this. Then we get in this whole song and dance where you try to get me to talk and I see through that — then I leave a few minutes before some guys arrive. I don't want to do that, do you?
Emerick: Sure.
SCP-9000-B: Appreciate it.
Emerick: So why the actual hell are you calling me?
SCP-9000-B: I know it's weird, I wouldn't be doing this. But the last time I didn't listen to what I was told to do, I was locked up in one of your cells for a few days and had my mind messed with — so I don't want to do that.
Emerick: Jonah — just fucking tell me what the hell you were told to do.
SCP-9000-B: I want to ask if you would meet up for coffee sometime next week.
Emerick: What?
SCP-9000-B: Just you and me. We get coffee, you don't try to arrest me, and then we just talk for a half-hour or so.
Emerick: What time?
SCP-9000-B: Friday. Ten in the morning at Brushef's in downtown Austin.
Emerick: Alright. I'll be there.
SCP-9000-B: Also, just — can you agree now to just go there with no one else? Because that would be real nice. I don't want to have to reschedule everything because you decided to waste time trying to arrest me.
Emerick: Yeah, sure.
Director Emerick arrived at Brushef's Cafe & Brewery at the agreed-upon time. SCP-9000-B did not show up, as several Delta-12 members had arrived with Emerick.
COMMUNICATIONS TRANSCRIPT
SITE-73
SCP-9000-B: Can we actually meet now?
Emerick: Yes.
Emerick arrived at Brushef's again at 09:55 the following week on 13/MAR/2015. He was outfitted with a personal surveillance system enabling audio and video recording.
Emerick looks around the cafe, eventually spotting SCP-9000-B seated at a booth in a corner with his back faced to the rest of the cafe. Emerick walks over and sits across from SCP-9000-B, startling him.
SCP-9000-B: What the fu- Oh. Are you Arnold?
Emerick: …
SCP-9000-B: Hello?
Emerick: Yeah, I am.
SCP-9000-B: Alright, alright… Um-
Emerick: Why exactly did you want to meet me here?
SCP-9000-B: I don't know — I was just told I needed to.
Emerick: Fucking…
SCP-9000-B takes a sip of his coffee. Over the next several seconds, SCP-9000-B begins to twitch and convulse violently.
Emerick: Jonah?
SCP-9000-B slams against the table and remains neutral for several seconds — at which point he leans up and begins looking around the cafe with his eyes wide-open.
Emerick: Shouldn't be half-assed to ask, but are you alright?
SCP-9000-B: Huh? Yeah, no. Sorry I'm just getting used to this.
Emerick: What?
SCP-9000: Oh- sorry, I'm the other guy.
Emerick: Fucking- okay. Got a name?
SCP-9000 staring at the bodycam on Emerick.
SCP-9000: You've already been calling me 9000. Stick with that.
Emerick: Cool.
SCP-9000: Look there were other ways to talk. But I just figured that this would be one of the better ways since… Well, you know how Jonah is.
Emerick: Explosive? Arrogant? Hostile?
SCP-9000: I was just going to say combative.
Emerick: Here I am. What do you want to say?
SCP-9000: I want to talk about a truce of some sorts.
Emerick: A truce?
SCP-9000: Well just like-
…
SCP-9000: You stop fucking with me, and I make sure you guys are in the best position after this is over.
Emerick: What is the 'best position' for us?
SCP-9000: I'll get Jonah to say some real crazy shit, and I know he'll do it because he trusts me blindly. I'll have him bring up the pentagon, talk about Obama, say you guys caused 9/11, you guys caused Pearl Harbor — hell, I'll even make him devote a whole episode claiming you guys were behind the Boston Massacre.
Emerick: How the hell does that help us?
SCP-9000: No one will trust him.
Emerick: Nobody trusts him already.
SCP-9000: A few people do — a good few people. Especially some people that may not like you, and those types of people listen eagerly.
Emerick: Then how does you saying even more insane shit throw them off?
SCP-9000: I'll feed Jonah some actually false information. Stuff that sounds true, but isn't. The other groups will slowly pick up and stop trusting him.
Emerick: What do you want us to stop doing, then?
SCP-9000: Stop trying to take down my broadcasts and website, let my sales go through, let news agencies talk about Jonah.
Emerick: So give you exponentially more thoughttime?
SCP-9000: Hey, hey- listen. I don't need it. I'm just building up reserves. I already have enough to last me another 500 years. All I'm doing right now is getting enough energy that I wont be a threat in your hair for maybe even a thousand.
Emerick: By exposing Foundation operations.
SCP-9000: Come on, the worst is already behind you. Nobody believes my guy — they just think about him and how unserious he is. If you guys haven't had the veil lifted already, it's not going to be.
…
SCP-9000: I'll sweeten the pot- my guy needs a new grift soon, so he'll start talking about GoI's and PoI's — stuff that you guys might not know about. You guys have already been using me for that, why?
Emerick: Is that why Jonah started predicting the future?
SCP-9000: Uh, no. That was kind of an accident.
Emerick: What?
SCP-9000: I don't know what the fuck you guys did to him- well that's a lie, I do know. But still- don't do that shit to anyone ever again. As soon as he came back he started predicting the future on his own and I have no fucking idea how.
Emerick: Can you predict the future?
SCP-9000: No! That's the weird thing. I have no idea if Jonah needs me to do that or if it is kinda just a thing he can do now.
Emerick: Okay…
SCP-9000: Fine, fine. Tell you what — ask me a question. Any question. I want you to know I'm serious here.
Emerick: Alright — when are you disconnecting from Jonah?
SCP-9000: What? You going to miss me?
Emerick: You said you'd answer any question.
SCP-9000: Yeah, well. Um. I don't know.
Emerick: Jesus Christ…
SCP-9000: Legitimately I don't know. I can't see the future, like I said. Probably only a year or two?
Emerick: Is that when you'll have enough attention?
SCP-9000: That's probably around the time this doesn't become worth it.
Emerick: What does that mean?
SCP-9000: I feed off of attention, right? You already got that?
Emerick: Yeah?
SCP-9000: Well it takes me more energy to keep doing what I do the longer I stay here, and it keeps growing and growing. So eventually it gets to a point where I lose more each day than I get and have to cut my losses.
Emerick: Not really cutting your losses if you gained a couple hundred years of food.
SCP-9000: If I'm being honest, you guys have been a really big help. Every time you guys tried to contain Jonah, he got way more views.
Emerick: Gee, you're welcome.
SCP-9000 takes a sip of SCP-9000-B's coffee. It grimaces, then spits the coffee back into the cup.
SCP-9000: This guy drinks fucking black coffee.
It pushes the cup aside.
SCP-9000: But- okay, let me put it this way. I am going to exist with Jonah for a little while, and you guys can't do shit about that. Even moreso now that we actually can predict the future. But while I exist, I'm offering to barely mention you guys and say other crap to get attention — and all you have to do is just ignore me, which it seems like you're already moving toward.
Emerick: And what happens if you refuse the offer?
SCP-9000: Maybe I tell Jonah how to get hands on some files and let that work it's way out. Stuff that people will believe.
…
Emerick: Does it take you a lot of energy to keep his website and broadcast up?
SCP-9000: What?
Emerick: I'm just thinking- like that's one of the only reasons that makes sense to me why you want this.
SCP-9000: I mean, yeah. Spot-on.
Emerick: So if we keep trying to take you down and censor your stuff, you disappear sooner?
SCP-9000: Did you not hear the part about me-
Emerick: Yeah, I did. But what if we just take down all the files you put out, too? What then?
…
SCP-9000: Well it would be rude, first off-
Emerick: So nothing happens?
SCP-9000: I keep talking about you guys. Look, I just want a quality of life thing. You guys get less hassle, and I get a bit more energy. Plus, if I spend less energy I'm able to stay away for longer. We both win!
Emerick: I'll bring it up. Maybe we decide on it.
SCP-9000: Well, I'll know when you decide then and act accordingly.
Emerick: Also, hold on-
SCP-9000: Yeah?
Emerick: So what exactly can you do, if you can't see the future? How the hell did you keep Jonah out of our hands?
SCP-9000: I don't know the future, but I know everything that has happened as soon as it does happen. You guys were just really slow on implementing plans, so I was able to act accordingly.
Emerick: What about the guy with diarrhea?
SCP-9000: That one I caused, yeah.
Emerick: Okay. I'm not going to ask about that.
SCP-9000: Good choice.
Emerick: Anything else you want to tell me?
SCP-9000: Uhh. Nah.
Emerick: Cool.
SCP-9000 relinquishes control over SCP-9000-B's body. SCP-9000-B slams his head against the table and spills his coffee on himself. Emerick stands over the body of SCP-9000-B for several seconds before choosing to leave the cafe.
Following extensive counseling from Site-73 command and the Telecommunications Monitoring Office, it was decided to cease all censorship efforts regarding SCP-9000-B on 29/MAR/2015. Social media accounts belonging to SCP-9000-B were not reinstated.
Addendum 9000.9: Neutralization
| Date | Monthly Listenership |
|---|---|
| JUNE 2015 | 260,000,000 |
| JANUARY 2016 | 285,000,000 |
| JUNE 2016 | 240,000,000 |
| JANUARY 2017 | 245,000,000 |
| JUNE 2017 | 60,000,000 |
| JANUARY 2018 | 28,000,000 |
| JUNE 2018 | 2,300,000 |
In December, SCP-9000-B's monthly listenership was at 540,000. Revenue of the show had dropped tremendously, and investigations previously prompted by the Foundation concluded with SCP-9000-B's company, The Oracle, being fined $800,000,000.
The final broadcast of SCP-9000-B occurred on 02/JAN/2019.
BROADCAST EXCERPT
Listen, viewers, you know by now that every night before the show ends, I pass around the hat. If you can support me in any way, direct donations or buying products TheOracle.com, it helps a mile. I'm getting tired — I think we all are, but we're almost done. We're about to save The Oracle at which point we'll come back stronger than ever fighting for freedom.
The phantom junta faked these allegations, they corrupted the government — and oh boy am I paying for it. Quite literally. But it's too late, it's just too late. I've already done what I can and much more than I thought I would. It's amazing. I can't believe we've lasted this long.
The world is privy to the truth, now. All it takes is effort to get them to actually believe it, and that's it. My word has been spread, and millions — I mean MILLIONS of eyes have looked at me over the years.
…
Well yeah, folks. That's it for the episode. Hope you all had an amazing afternoon listening. Again, support at TheOracle.com. A year is over, it's too late to change what was done. Happy new years.
Further broadcasts were made starting on 04/JAN/2019 and to the present. However, every broadcast currently notably lacks any new information of the anomalous which SCP-9000-B was not previously privy too. Subsequently, SCP-9000 was declared neutralized. SCP-9000-B's listenership in June 2019 was recorded at 30,000 monthly listeners.
It is believed that the thoughttime generated by SCP-9000-B across the duration he was attached to SCP-9000 provided it with over 2000 total years of energy.
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