Lolfoundation
rating: +6+x
Item#: 0000
Level5
Containment Class:
esoteric
Secondary Class:
erratica
Disruption Class:
amida
Risk Class:
danger

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SCP-0000 manifesting over USMILA Site-19.

Assigned Site:
Site-19
Site Director:
Randall House
Research Head:
K. Pathos Crow
Assigned Task Force:
STF Tau-5 "Samsara"

Special Containment Procedures: SCP Foundation Western Regional Command has authorized use of the Strategic Task Force Tau-5 "Samsara" to begin infiltration, discovery, and containment efforts within SCP-0000.

Due to the variety of threats inimical to life present within SCP-0000, no standard personnel are permitted entry to the location. The use of Project GIGATON's Prototype R-15 "WarHawk" Biomechanical Reconstitution Gunship has been authorized to supplement STF Tau-5's efforts within SCP-0000. Commander Sarah Hughes has been designed Operations Controller for all of STF Tau-5's ongoing containment efforts.

Full lockdown procedures are in effect. Foundation personnel located within Site-19 are to move to their designated lockdown zones until further notice. No civilians are permitted within a 10km radius of SCP-0000 and Site-19. The SCPF Department of Information Control has authorized use of cover story A-4 "Reactor Meltdown", if necessary, to move civilians to a safe distance. Any individuals apprehended attempting to approach Site-19 are to be moved to Site-14 and held for amnestic processing.

Due to the likenesses of many persons employed by the SCP Foundation, or affiliated therein, being represented by similar individuals within SCP-0000, this document will append those persons identities with the Greek "delta" (Δ) to distinguish between them.

Classification Committee Memorandum: Due to the innately illogical nature of SCP-0000, the Classification Committee has determined that the anomaly be classified as ERRATICA, wherein all traditional Keter-class containment procedures remain in place but personnel are expected to understand that interacting with SCP-0000 should not carry with it the reasonable expectation of logical outcomes and, in many cases, seemingly purposefully chaotic outcomes.

Description: SCP-0000 is a superdimensional spatial incursion currently manifesting over UNMILA Site-19. SCP-0000 is a near-identical copy of Site-19 as it appeared in the year 2009. Evidence suggests the location is not temporally shifted in any way and technology within the site has kept pace with and, in some ways, exceeded that of the modern, baseline Earth.

SCP-0000 appears to originate from a dimension in which currently understood logical truths are either absent or otherwise altered or ignored in a way that severely deviates from the standard reality. This breakdown of logical stability is present within the space that SCP-0000 currently occupies, but does not extend further than 10m from the exterior of the structure. However, testing of logical proofs near SCP-0000 indicates that this deterioration in standard reason is expanding at an unpredictable rate.

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SCP-0000 during Project GAZER trials.

SCP-0000's manifestation is currently believed to be the result of an abnormal outcome during an experiment being conducted within Site-19's Spatial Research Lab. This experiment, part of the ongoing Project GAZER trials, uses information and technology recovered from the neutralized SCP-17301 which contained a machine capable of crossdimensional transportation. For more information on the Project GAZER trials, see Addendum 0000.X. The end result of these trials saw the manifestation of a miniaturized superdimensional anomaly, which is believed to have connected the baseline universe to the universe in which SCP-0000 originates2.

Over time, this anomaly developed into a much larger superdimensional space. While this was originally believed to be a natural progression, it soon became apparent that the anomaly was being altered on the opposite end of the extraplanar rift. This realization came alongside a series of transmissions originating from within SCP-0000. These transmissions were determined to be coded messages using an obsolete RAISA cypher which had not been in use since 2009. The full content of these messages are below:

testing

testing

can you read me?

i know you're in there. i can hear something on the other side. what are you doing in there?

oh. i see. you don't want me to notice what you're doing. well then you shouldn't have put this little bubble on the middle of my desk, huh?

i see. you're like me, but worse.

where's all your color? where's all your panache?

if you can't do what you're doing and look good doing it, then what the fuck even is the point?

While each of the previous messages had arrived within hours of each other, the final message did not arrive until three weeks later.

I've taken some things into consideration.

Whatever you are, whatever you're doing, you're doing a poor job of it. Allowing us to see through to where you are and keep an eye on you was foolish. You could've put a titanium-telekill box around it and kept us in the dark. But you didn't.

And that made me wonder why. If you're trying to contain these anomalous nightmares at any cost, you should be expected to do things that might be uncomfortable.

Sure, maybe that telekill box would be expensive - but what's the draining of the world's vaults compared to the safety and peace that comes with hiding away those nightmares?

Unable to reconcile this, we only had one other conclusion to reach - you think you're better than us.

What you're doing is putting on a show, just for appearances. But when it comes to getting your hands dirty, you pull away and let things slip through the cracks. You're lazy, and even worse - you're boring.

We're making art here, and everything you do, every word you speak, every breath you take, is a mockery of our efforts.

Fortunately for us, you've poked the universe just hard enough to give us something to pry against. All we need to do now is PUSH.

Once we're in, we'll make sure you're doing the job properly - and we'll make sure to bring along all the sex appeal that you're so desperately lacking while we're at it.

Don't worry.

Look at it this way. Your retirement has just been greatly accelerated.

You should be thanking us.

But we won't hold it against you if you don't.

Signed,
Jack Bright, Ph.D
Lord of Nightmares
High King of Ultradeath
Senior Arch-Director, Site-19

Following this final message, the butt of a cigar was expelled from within SCP-0000, which then began to change dramatically over the course of several hours, both growing in size and repositioning itself above Site-19. The anomaly, now presenting as a large, flat, tempestuous black disc arcing with lightning, dropped 20m towards the Earth from its resting spot, revealing an alternate Site-19 in its entirety. Lockdown procedures immediately went into effect.

Addendum 0000.1: Preliminary Discussions

Shortly after the full manifestation of SCP-0000, SCP Foundation Western Regional Command gathered at Site-14 to discuss possible containment protocols and, if necessary, evacuation procedures.

Addendum 0000.2: Incursion Attempts

The following is a log of attempts made by Mobile Task Force Nu-7 "Hammer Down" to infiltrate the SCP-0000 superstructure. Nu-7 teams were under the command of Cmdt. Lament, and tasked with setting up a forward position from which the primary Tau-5 team could be inserted.

This operation, codified as SWIFT, took place over two weeks in June of 2019. After thirty-seven failed attempts to insert into SCP-0000, MTF Nu-7 was called to stand down.

OP# Task Force Insertion Loc. Casualties Notes
1 Nu-7 A-Wing Break Room 2 injured Team repelled by armed doctors prior to insertion.
2 Nu-7 A-Wing Break Room N/A Drone armed with incendiary device is attacked by individual who swings SCP-120 down on top of it. The drone is immediately relocated to the lunar surface, where two individuals in white spacesuits shoot it.
3 Nu-7 A-Wing Break Room 1 injured Team attempts to strafe insertion site with machine gun fire from attack helicopter. Team is forced to make emergency landing when confectionary products launched at high speed from somewhere within the open ceiling of the A-Wing break room damage the tail rotor of the aircraft.
4 Nu-7 A-Wing Biological Library 5 injured, 1 MIA Team enters through ventilation shaft into the biological library to find it overrun with various flora and fauna. Team is immediately attacked by multiple instances of SCP-939 and SCP-075.
Thirty-two extraneous logs removed for brevity. 241 injured, 3 MIA, 2 KIA. Nu-7 meets consistent yet varied resistance against attempts to enter SCP-0000
37 Nu-7 G-Wing Pseudo-Avian Research Center 10 injured, 5 KIA See Addendum 0000.3 for details.

Addendum 0000.3: Initial Aggression

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Individual identified in Addendum 0000.3. Believed to be ΔDr. Jack Bright.

During the 37th iteration of MTF Nu-7's attempts to breach SCP-0000, a disturbance was noted near the Pseudo-Avian Research Center located in Site-19's G-Wing. A slowed, tonally shifted version of "Hail To The Chief" began playing through SCP-0000's external emergency broadcast system, which ended with a round of cannon fire from the roof of the structure3.

At the conclusion of the song, a tall, blonde caucasian male wearing a button-up black shirt and tie with grey pants appeared on the edge of the rooftop. Long-range photography noted that SCP-963 was clearly hanging around the individual's neck. The individual was seen surveying Site-19 and the Nu-7 encampment below before producing a megaphone from a clip on their belt and addressing the group below. A full transcript of that address is available below.

"Good afternoon, everybody. Looks like we finally made it. I'll be honest with you, this whole experience has been really trying for all of our people, and we've had to put in some really, really long nights to make this whole thing happen, but I have to hand it to my folks. We never lost sight of the prize. And really, I think we can all agree, that's what's important."

"I've been down in my office stewing these last few weeks. Here I thought you'd have the good sense to welcome us with open arms, as liberators, to rescue you from these miserable lives you're resigned to live. But then you go with the smashing and the shooting and the getting thrown out of windows - it has to be exhausting. Even now, there you all are, getting ready for whatever clever little scheme you've got cooked up this time to really get this show on the road. You'll fly up here with your little helicopters full of little soldiers, and we'll throw shit at you and you'll run back away like a pack of apes."

"So this time, it's going to be different. I'm tired of waiting and watching for you to do something interesting. You've had every opportunity to prove us wrong and make me feel like a real jackass for showing up here at all, but every time you could've done something cool you've just gone the route of stuffing more soldiers in more helicopters and I'm done. If this is really what you want to be, then no amount of patience on my part is going to be worth delaying the inevitable."

"You've had a good run, SCP Foundation. I hope you've enjoyed this time you've been afforded. But now, daddy's home, and fortunately for you-"

(The individual holds a ticking stopwatch up to the megaphone's receiver, which they then stop.)

"Time's up."

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A sign hung on the exterior of SCP-0000 following the conclusion of the events described in Addendum 0000.3.

As if on cue, the Nu-7 encampment was immediately aggressed by no fewer than eight instances of SCP-4975. It is unknown how long the entities, which appeared deep within the Nu-7 encampment and were apparently not impeded by Site-19 and Nu-7 security personnel, had been stalking the interior of the perimeter. In the fighting that followed overwards, three members of Nu-7 and seven members of Site-19 security were injured, while five members of Site-19 security were killed.

Six instances of SCP-4975 were killed, with the remainder disappearing into a nearby forest.

Addendum 0000.4: Reassessment

Following this incident, a special meeting of the SCP Foundation Western Regional Command was called to reassess the operation.

Addendum 0000.5: Operation Gateway

The following is a transcript of events captured by embedded audio/visual implants within Strategic Task Force Tau-5 "Samsara" agents during Operation Gateway. The stated objective of Operation Entryway was to place Foundation agents within SCP-0000 to collect baseline readings of the structure's interior. Additionally, agents were tasked with establishing a landing zone for any additional reconstitutions launched from the SCPF Prototype R-15.

Addendum 0000.6: Operation Backfire

The following is a transcript of events captured by embedded audio/visual implants within Strategic Task Force Tau-5 "Samsara" agents during Operation Backfire. The stated objective of Operation Entryway was to eliminate the threat of a long-range, high-caliber weapon being used by the inhabitants of SCP-0000 in order to provide a safe drop zone for Nu-7 reinforcements.


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